Was at 24 a while ago. Had just finished doing the regular cardio 'thang' and was going to finish up with some laps in the pool. Well, nobody informed me that you had to practically get an engraved invitation to score a lane on a Sunday morning!
I get ready and go out to the pool...out of 6 lanes, only 4 are being *obviously* used for laps...there's some lady just jumping around in the first lane - waaaaay back in the corner. Not swimming, just kinda - jumping. And the dude in the 4th lane - he just keeps getting in and out. Swim swim swim, then he gets out and does situps. Swim swim swim, get out and get a drink. You get the picture.
So I sit in the dry sauna, watching it all go down....but wait!! In and out guy must *really* be out now, 'cause some girl just took over his lane...just as I was walking out to put my shoes there. Back in the dry sauna.
Another girl comes out to wait with me...she and I are now sharing a bench right alongside the pool.
"Is there some kind of pool etiquette to getting a lane here?" she turned to me and asked.
I told her my plan of attack...how I had been kinda watching and, well, waiting...
In walk a girl and her (?) boyfriend? They jump in and, together, just create their own lane. wtf?!
Don't look now...but lane 1 lady is out. My new friend points to the now open lane and says, you go ahead, you were here first. So in I go...
A few laps down, I start to notice the crowd that is gathering at the sauna end of the pool. You'd think we were all at a swim meet! My friend (I now know her name is Amanda) says she's giving up...I told her, no, if you can wait I'll just be another 2 or 3 lengths and it's all yours...
So I'm done and am walking toward the steps. Amanda is coming in to meet me...but so are two other ladies, rushing my lane like a shoe sale! I look at Amanda and say in a loud voice, "it's all yours!" all at once trying to ignore the looks of disgust I'm getting from the other people waiting. I suppose I should have just invited Amanda to swim the last few laps with me, that way the "pass off" wouldn't have offended anyone....? Do we need to "take a number?"
C'mon people, really now...